It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.

“I’m the last one to pick, but the first one to choose.”

“What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More effici…”

“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.”

“Signs offer a way to speak, yet keep the room perfectly silent.”