It’s not enough to be the best. You also have to be seen by the most. A masterpiece painting hanging in the storage unit of the artist who painted it is not art—it’s irrelevant. It’s also a tragedy.

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“The essence of courage is timing. Take me, for example. I’ll show up to fight a…”

“I’ve found newspapers only useful as kindling material for campfires. It’s been…”

“I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.”