It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.

“If I found money, I’d turn it in—for the reward. Unless the reward money was le…”

“I was joking about my clones to my family when my uncle Herman said, “Don’t do …”

“The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age,…”

“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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