It’s not gay to jack off, so how could it be gay to give your clone a handjob? If anything, it’s on-the-job training for a political career.

“I’m sleepin’ in your pee pee, and I’m dreaming of what could be.” That’s just t…”

“Don’t chop off your fingers because you have an itch. That’d be dumb. Instead, …”

“This is my logo for Amy”

“I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.”