It’s not if, but when I’ll if on you that matters. How does Tuesday at noon sound?

“Without rules, there’d be nothing to break. Well, except glass, dance, and bric…”

“The girl of my dreams got married to someone else. But that’s OK. I don’t need …”

“The diner was more twiner than Twain, and I found a mustache in my soup. Maybe …”

“Day or night, I can’t see the wind. But at night, it feels like I can see it ev…”