It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon. I guess the reason I am so punctual is because I have a very fluid concept of time.

“I once went to a Russian restaurant called “Stalin’s Café.” All the items on th…”

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own b…”

“Call me Sweet Rivers. I’ll be by the lake if you need me.”

“I saw her from afar. The game was afoot. I had astiffy.”