It’s not what you wear that sets you apart from your fellow man, but what you don’t wear. I don’t wear pants, for instance, and while you’re pondering that, take a moment to gaze at my penis.

“I hate it when I go shopping and leave my wallet at home, in my pants, along wi…”

“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bo…”

“Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in h…”

“Last night as I was driving home, I ran over a guy in a wheelchair. But it’s OK…”