It's okay to cry as long as you're faking it.

“Kill your­self or don’t kill your­self, but stop tor­tur­ing me. I’m try­ing to…”

“The first step to eternal life is you have to die.”

“Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a p…”

“This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time”