It’s possible that I couldn’t handle the truth, but I sure wouldn’t mind fondling it to find out.

“It was a blustery winter night, back in the summer of 2009. That’s when we met,…”

“I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the g…”

“Question for your life: If your face looked like your ass, and I’m not implying…”

“Through the machine I want access to Agatha’s mind. What machine? The Orafoura …”