It’s supposed to be raining Thank Yous on Thursday, after an ingratitude draught. Also, you’d better enjoy my love while it’s fresh, before it goes rotten and I have to sell it to McDonald’s as chicken filler.

“I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this…”

“When I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.”

“A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he …”

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on s…”