It’s times like these I wish I had a watch. It’d also be nice if it was broken. That would let me know that now is always the best time to love.

“Her shoes were so pink that if she stepped in bubblegum, nobody would be able t…”

“You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, like if he’s barefoot or not.”

“I’m feeling a little under the weather. But once I open my umbrella, I’m sure I…”

“The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs mo…”