It’s true, I almost hit him. And I would have too, if at the last moment he didn’t swerve out of the way.

“A brick could be used as a time travel device. I didn’t say it would work well,…”

“You could say my book is the best book ever (or worst book ever), and it wouldn…”

“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, an…”

“If I collected dust, I wouldn’t mind if I got dust on it. My collection would g…”