It’s very hard to whisper in your own ear. Love is an art, but as an artist, I guess I’m no Van Gogh.

“When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women…”

“I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there li…”

“My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. …”

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a…”