It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you.

“I’m a door-to-door salesman. I sell doors. If I can’t knock on yours, because y…”

“My apartment complex isn’t. In fact, it’s rather simple.”

“The university awarded me my degree, but can something that’s basically worthle…”

“A brick could be used to flavor your bathtub water, and raise the fluid level, …”