It’s your ass on the line. Grab it thinly.

“I always lift both lids of the toilet seat before I pee. Then I sit down while …”

“Love is like Atlantis, OK? And I’m just a humble scuba diver searching for trea…”

“I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my…”

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.
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