I’ve always been a pretty open person, much like a 9-5 store at 6.

“My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.
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“I had a dream about you. You were Ginger Rogers, and you were trying to teach m…”

“A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, wh…”

“This is my logo for Billy Ross Landscaping”