I've always been one to share things. Particularly things like responsibility and blame.

“I can’t talk you out of what your heart is set on. I just hope you set it on th…”

“If counting is thinking, then the longest I’ve ever thought about any one subje…”

“I don’t care if I’m on the moon, the party is on the sun, and I am an albino, y…”

“I didn’t work security at the dodge ball factory, but I was a bouncer.”