I’ve always wanted to make love to a triangle, but I’m always two angles short. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“The office is painted with green and red stripes. It’s not painted that way so …”

“In high school pottery class, I never made a whole vase. Instead I made fragmen…”

“The proof is in the putting. But it’s sexier to be taking off (just don’t take …”

“When someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the ne…”