I’ve barely woken up and I’m faced with this spawn of Satan sitting on my bed. 

“I could taste the peace around me and I wondered how long that would last. The …”

“Son, you were your mother's peace. You brought her so much peace and joy from t…”

“Life is full of kinks. And the great thing about kinks? They eventually work th…”

“And women don't usually like to be looked at. They feel vulnerable, exposed. Th…”