I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosperity, and perspiration.

“I want to go to the Olympics. But I don’t want to train, so who’s going to buy …”

“In a relationship, I’m committed to giving her 100% of 50%.”

“If I were to assign a color combination to my love for you, it would be purple …”

“If you’re from a town called Away, when you’re home, you’re Away. But when you’…”