I’ve been to the Big House. Not prison, but the Biltmore Estate.

“I never understood the term “Ass hat.” Not until I misplaced my Fedora, and dec…”

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 5…”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems rid…”

“Dialogue between two characters, each of them different forms of karate, might …”