I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear a raincoat.

“I try to put myself in another man’s shoes. Or a woman’s, if she has large enou…”

“I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a s…”

“Surfers catch waves, and so do people being told goodbye.”

“More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the las…”