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“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so r…”

“It’s disturbing to me that criminals are freely roaming the streets of our nati…”

“A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “S…”