I’ve got an up-to-the-minute block of 60 seconds. It’s on the kitchen counter thawing out at this very moment.

“A brick could be used to say hi to Pink Floyd.
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“The best part about a superhero’s cape is it doubles as a blanket when your nem…”

“A statue shaped like a mute. It will leave you speechless.”

“How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis i…”