I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of course.

“I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all n…”

“As a man, I have a strong constitution. But as a document, I’m no Constitution …”

“I make love sensually, and without the aid of a fancy recipe. I just open the b…”

“Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, ki…”