I’ve got my hair conditioned. It’s not trained, but it is soft.

“Don’t mock my dress. I’ve got a dance recital after work. You’re invited—but it…”

“No bears were molested in the making of this book. Well, no live bears.”

“The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you w…”

“Love is like a zebra refereeing a football game. I should know, because I am th…”