I’ve got something you can hang your hat on: my erection.

“Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as…”

“She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, s…”

“When certain people can’t figure out why a certain place produces a certain thi…”

“The hole in my heart matches the key I gave her, and I’d like it back, along wi…”