I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.


“I’ll buy you a dress at half price, and hopefully half as much cloth was used a…”

“I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.”

“A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate. He was as dumb as a br…”

“And if I’d been a good boy that day, I’d get to eat Chlorella for dessert. Chlo…”