I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-day evening.

“I found love when I stopped looking for it. And I sold it precisely when everyo…”

“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”

“As we were walking home the other night, Orafoura turned to me and said, “Were …”

“I like spending time with my family. And if you have the same last name as me, …”