I’ve lived in Jacksonville for—not sure, I get Jacksonville and Paris mixed up. I’ve never been to Paris.

“I am the lingering blinker clicking rhythmically long after the dotted line has…”

“There are levels of humor. The level above mine is invisible and inaudible.”

“He was washing his socks. But they were already clean, so I figured I’d help hi…”

“As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a gre…”