I've never asked him but I'm sure he has a fairly stringent policy about random teenagers lurking in his shrubbery.

“Never mind that,” said Will. “I’m boasting of my investigative skills, and I wo…”

“That sounds almost practiced, James Carstairs. How many girls have you made swo…”

“He stumbled over a few people to the phone, only to find that he had actually r…”

“Because if no one really cares for you at all, do you even exist?”