I’ve often been told I fight like a girl, probably because from the moment I whip off my bra, my opponent knows I mean business.

“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on…”

“When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, i…”

“I run through all the positive character qualities in my mind, and assign mysel…”

“All my writing is translated from Gibberish directly into Nonsense. So if my wr…”