I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one.

“I think they should combine the Summer and Winter Olympics and call it the Fall…”

“We all want somebody to share our life and love with. But if there are an odd n…”

“If we built a boat out of our love, she’d build an ark, while I’d build a canoe.”

“Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup.”