I’ve often wondered why boxing gloves are bright red. If I were a boxer, I’d wear camouflage colored boxing gloves so my opponent would never see my punches coming.

“I want to get even. I want to get even more money.”

“To save space and money, Thor and my mom work in the same office, which is basi…”

“There’s cat feces in my Batman costume, and all the lines in my screenplay were…”

“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”