I've scared, offended or made everyone uncomfortable enough to stay away. Mission accomplished.

“Just because I don't talk about it, doesn't mean I forget.”

“I imagine she came out of the birth canal holding a cupcake and a spatula.”

“Seeing Josh is my homecoming. I didn't tell him I was coming back. He doesn't s…”

“About last night, I told Drew to keep his hands off you.""Why would you do that…”