Jack Black and Betty White should couple and produce Earl Grey. I could go for a cup of tea.

“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
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“I made an ice sculpture that represents my love for you. It never melts.”

“I want to play a game of Solitaire—with my clone.”

“The way the crotch of my jeans are constructed makes it look like I have an ere…”