Jarod Kintz is a friend, a lover, and a loner. Jarod Kintz talks about Jarod Kintz, because Jarod Kintz has nobody else to talk to. Jarod Kintz is also a liar and a thief, and that’s why I think he’d make a great politician.


“I want to study a broad. Possibly French.”

“My friends mess around with my friends—and my friends’ bikes. Sex with bicycles…”

“He was washing his socks. But they were already clean, so I figured I’d help hi…”

“Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent…”