Jeez, someone needs to push the reset button on this planet.

“You want to know what pain is? Try running out of Advil when you've got a Categ…”

“Do not be tempted by English roses. Their beauty fades, but their thorns are fo…”

“Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor …”

“There is a hideous invention called the Dewey Decimal System. And you have to l…”