Keep your head, heels and standards
high.

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“My God, Mace was all man, the kind of man every warm-blooded woman would love t…”

“Just so you know, now I know what she looks like, the next time I see her, I'm …”

“You were just supposed to be a one night stand but you poked my eye, and kissed…”