Kent Ornado marries Sarah Urricane. One won’t take the others last name; instead, they’ll merge their entire names together to come up with Natural Disaster 1 and 2, respectively.

“Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor ever…”

“Keys, they make it easier to get in and out of doors. So does invisibility.”

“Republicans don’t stand for the beliefs of the right, and Democrats don’t stand…”

“I wear a mustache, both as a disguise—and as a cooter tickler.”