Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight.

“I talked to David yesterday, but since it is a statue, it didn’t talk back. I h…”

“I like cream and sugar in my sleep.”

“If you were to ask me if I have ever loved a woman, I'd probably reply, "Two ga…”

“I gather wisdom like a net gathers fish. And the more fish I get in my net, the…”