Kids should be cute, caring, cuddly, and above all, quiet.

“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer …”

“I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”

“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an in…”

“The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced i…”