Kindly remove your shoes from my bullshit.

“The mountains are where God proves He’s better than Michelangelo at sculpting.”

“Like eggs, I’m scrambling to get ahead in this economic depression.”

“If a woman asked me how far I’d go on a first date, my reply would be 69 miles.…”

“This is what I believe to be the progress of a writer. You write 10 things, of …”