L and V, both angular. O and E, both vowels. Coupled together, like a couple of couples coupling and copulating, and you have love. All this talk of sex makes me nostalgic for the Rasputin era.

“She had two leaves for feat. Maple, I think. She was flat-footed and always rea…”

“A brick could help get your unruly hair under control, by getting at the root o…”

“Of all the things I own, I’m most sentimental about my shoes, because they’ve t…”

“Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother w…”