Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in the sky?


“I held open the door for the man who held up the bank. It was the least I could…”

“When I think about all the thinking I’ve done, I get sleepy, like a coffee-colo…”

“Nobody can stop me. But only because I haven’t started yet.”

“Who am I to ask you who you are, even if you’re my clone.”