Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of those books’ front covers.

“I’ll stab you with a pointy thingy. Not a sword, a knife, or even a mountaintop…”

“I asked possible witnesses about the invisible man shaped like a whisper, and n…”

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eatin…”

“Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.”