Laugh now, cry later. Autore: Erma Bombeck Copy Quote More from Erma Bombeck “When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doin…” “Of the little less than a million eligibles roaming around, 5 percent don't kno…” “I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of …” “Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where memb…”