Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire.

“I don’t have any upper body strength, but that matches up perfectly with my lac…”

“The eye of a hurricane is a real Cyclops, and confusing a blink with a wink can…”

“I have a nervous lips tick, so naturally I try to cover it up with lipstick.”

“Women are like convertibles: They should be topless. Also, they should stay in …”