Lay your head on my shoulder and massage my buttocks while you cry.

“I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.”

“I vote to have my vote voided—which means my vote won’t count even when it coun…”

“My heart beats to the rhythm of the windshield wipers. I’d better never drive i…”

“I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say th…”