Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.

“We can be anything we want to be in this life. And I’d like to be you. But ther…”

“My writing doesn’t improve if you think it’s great, and it doesn’t lessen if yo…”

“I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.”

“I meant to spear her with my love, but bad breath got in the way. Next time I’l…”